Yeah, well I'm going to kick things off. Luke, are you ready? We'll see if we can get the music going. You ever been more ready in your life, that's what you're saying. Yeah, well, okay, I'm going to share the first story this evening. This is called Evil Clown Story. This happened at a haunted house on Halloween, just me and my friend Sarah. Me and Sarah are total opposites. She's blonde, outgoing and completely fearless. I have dark hair, introverted, and I'm honestly at people pleaser. That's actually how I ended up at this haunted house. Anyways, we go through the haunted house and it was pretty awesome. The usual people with chainsaw, screamers, clowns. However, one clown in particular kept following us. He wasn't like the other clowns who wore face paint with fake blood splattered on them. He didn't have a big rigged nose and clown clubs either. He had an irregular, if not tattered jeans, stained sweaty white tea, and a clown mask. The mask was very detailed. It had eyes cut out and a wicked, jagged teeth with blood smeared around the mouth. It was seriously creepy. He followed us all the way through the house as we giggled and ran into the last room full of fog. Once we make it outside, we go to the stand outside the attraction to get some hot cocoa. There was a local band playing on the stage outside. This is on the fairgrounds in their local area. While enjoying the cocoa and watching the band from a distance, the clown That same clown walks up and stand inches away from me. I noticed he was breathing in and out so hard his mask was sticking to his face and releasing with each breath. I was thinking, Okay, this is pretty odd, but I guess we're an environment where this could be considered normal. He walks away for a moment. We giggle about it, but he stays pretty close, staring. We walk up closer to the band, and he comes right back up and stands right behind me. He starts tugging my hair. I try to ignore it. He's just tugging the hair softly at this point, but he keeps tugging harder and harder. Suddenly he pulls my hair so hard my head whips back. Sarah starts yelling at him, and he lets go and walks away, but not far like before. She wanted to tell someone, but I didn't want to tell anybody. We're at a haunted house and he probably didn't mean to. But she said no, that the people working in the house and on the property are not allowed to touch you during this attraction. We told her something like this, ma'am, your clown over there pulled my friend's hair so hard it almost ripped out. The manager replied, I don't see any of our clowns. They're all in the haunted house. We don't allow them to walk around out here because some families with small kids are doing other activities in this area and we don't want to scare them. I told her, But it's that clown standing right there. He did it. Do you not see him? How do you not see him? She told me, calm down, miss, that's not one of our clowns. Are you sure that just isn't a friend of yours messing with you? Terrified, I responded with a thank you and told her that we're sorry to bother her. I just wanted to leave. At this point, the clown is still staring and I'm missing hair nails, so this isn't very fun anymore. Fearless, Sarah decides to confront the clown. She marches right up to with me behind her, and demands he takes off his mask. He doesn't speak, he just looks at me and turns his head to the side. He reaches out his hand to me, and I refuse to touch him. He pushed Sarah from in front of me and stepped two inches from my face and screamed the most terrifying, psychotic scream I've ever heard. Everyone turned to look. The band even stopped playing music. Sarah grabbed me by the arm, but I was frozen in fear. Sarah then grabbed my face and slapped me. She pulled my arm again and we started to run away. We stopped a short distance away. I looked back at the clown and he was still standing and staring. Everyone just went back to what they were doing, like nothing happened. We got into our car and peeled out of there. Sarah kept yelling that we needed to call the police. I told her that it wasn't a big deal and there was just some weirdo at a haunted house, and that I had no hard feelings for her slapping me, because I know I wasn't reacting because I was so scared. Then she said the most terrifying thing ever to me. He had a knife. That's why she slapped me and pulled me to run away, not from fear of me being screamed at. She saw the weapon in his hand. We contacted the police, but they didn't take us seriously. I am now afraid to go to any haunted attraction, not because they're too scary, but because you never really know if someone works there or if they're just there because they fit in so well. Shit, you have a fear of clowns. Look not so much of clowns. But I have always thought about how like a place like that, if you were going to be at killer I man, see, it's kind of obvious that you could get away with it there like you might. I not get cat like yo. You would just be like, you know, quick stick and move and you get out of there and uh drop your disguise. Did you just say quick stick and move? I did? Oh well no, all right. So on Netflix there's this nice knife for Death I think what it was called. And there's this challenge called stick and Move where you're supposed to stab these things, and so that's like stuck in my head for everyone. I think of knives. I think of knife for dads and who sometimes you got a stick and move. Yeah, I think a lot of people out there have a fear of clowns. So I antally think back to it was like twoenty sixteen or something with all those clown sightings everywhere, but all those random creepy ass blows its just like that was so weird. They were like everywhere, man like, they were scary, terrifying, but they would like fake charge you. Well, I guess I don't really know if it's fake if you run away, but they would like charge you, you know what I mean. Some of the most scary ones I seem were like the doorbell cameras, like the cloud of walk up to the door in the middle of the night and be like, what was that? That was so weird. That's spontaneously like everybody's going to get in on the movement all of a sudden. Yeah, it was just crazy that I don't know, that's that's crazy. I definitely I'm not like afraid of clowns, but I guess I haven't been to a lot of these hotter attractions. Since I was like little, right, I don't even remember doing it. I was a little bit older, maybe be called and stuff. I just can't really remember. But I think this clown sounds pretty terrifying, Complaire, compared to like Ronald McDonald, it's definitely a little bit different than Ronald McDonald. Well, he was still loving it though, yeah, he was that A lot of people get. It's a it's a natural instinct to be afraid of something that you can't fully make out, you know, And when something's behind any type of mask, you don't see their emotions, right, and this is a human creature coming at you, but you can't tell their friend or foe by looking at their face. And this guy had a face mask on for what the story described, whether it's even just paint, it was a fallen mask with eye holes, which is why, like you know, Michael Myers is such a scary villain. It's because his face is so emotionless, because it's a mask, and so it makes it more terrifying. Do you think the body language is very telling though? Like they like she said as he turned his head, like you know, I'm talking about like a dog does, like you know what I mean, that speaks to a person who is more deranged than your average person. How did you feel about the point when the clown that started screaming in her face? That was kind of terrifying, and it shows that they kind of have a total lack of respect for normal human interactions. It doesn't seem like something that they would even do at a regular haunted house. Now there are more extreme haunted houses, like that was really weird. One do you hear about they go overboard? And but I don't think this was that kind of because normally they don't have like clown guys and shit like that, So like that that to me, it seems like this is much more of a somewhat normal haunted house, and with something like that to happen there would be highly unusual and it makes you think, you know, this is not that kind of person. Kind of seems like she has a pretty good friend though, Yeah, absolutely does. They were definitely on the ball that night. Yeah, kind of a good friend. Like that kind of reminds me of this, see that right there. Well, anyway, he's staring in the camera. That's the way a killer stares into someone's eyes. But you only get what you give there, right, Yeah, And I feel like what he's going to give you is a knife and you Oh, I love that. I was. I was so excited to share that clip with you and you don't even know. I couldn't even wait till like the second story to do that. We have very long history with that clip. I don't know many people in the world that would be like everybody, there's so many insight jokes. They're just like, what are they talking about? Yeah, there's a long history with that clip. Yeah, it's funny because like twenty five percent of the jokes that we have knowing but us would get. That's why it makes it great though, great song though, But only give what you give. She had a good friend, Uh she called her something at one point that I thought was pretty funny. Here something Sarah fearless, Sarah gotta go confront the clown herself. Would you confront the clown yourself? I mean until I saw the knife, that'd be like, we gotta go wors enough, harryb get out here, clown. Yeah, then once you saw that, you probably wouldn't bet. Yeah, you're right, Probably nothing else you could say now at that point, we just gotta get out and then maybe call it cop. But they called the cops, I think right in the story. So yeah, it kind of seemed like she was very hesitant to act upon any of these things. They did eventually tell the manager, and then when they left, they called the cops, and this said, didn't take them serious. This is on Halloween too, right, You think that's you think there's probably a lot going on. Yeah, I imagine that's a nightmare for police every year. Yeah, like what do you take serious? You know? Yeah, Jeff Townsend media sees you good night, and the question is do I stay here? Will you be back? Are you gonna come back? Will you be back? Are you coming back?
