Sloyding up here. What's the title of this one? Uh, that's not me? Okay, sounds like an Amanda Bine ship. You give it a second. I think when we first turned on it gets all funky. Yeah, our recording gets a little weird per second. But I think we're good now. The title is that's not me. My dad and I were camping for the weekend. Because it was the perfect weather for camping, we headed out to forest. We knew it was very nice at a beautiful river and good spots of camping, and we were the only ones who ever camp in those woods. As expected, we set up our campsite and we did all the stuff you would do when you would go camping. Then we went to bed. I woke up at I want one am to go to the bathroom. As I was going to the bathroom, my father was still asleep. So after I finished up my business, I came back to the campsite and checked out my father. Mate opened his tent up, and to my surprise, he wasn't there. I thought maybe he went to the bathroom as well, but when I left, he'd looked deep asleep. There's no way he would go to the bathroom at the same time I would randomly or maybe he did it, and I brushed it off like it was all crazy. It didn't make any sense to me. Went back inside my tent, back to bed. I woke up in the morning and checked on my dad. Before I could check his tent, I heard someone whisper that's not me. Then I looked behind me and my father was behind a tree, looking pale. I ran over to him. He said, we got to get out here. Why, I said, tell you when we get in the car. So we packed our stuff and I left the tents, which I found strange. Someone was still in my dad's tent. The dad explained what had happened at the lee. YO lall last night night for a bit, I forgot some stuff that we needed and I went to the store. I feel terrible for leaving you, but I figured i'd be back before he knew it. When I came back, I saw someone enter my tent. I stayed up all night behind a tree to make sure the person stayed in there. At this point I realized that person sleeping wasn't him. Realization struck me so hard. I was paranoid as hell. O't hearing it so wait all night to tell you so we could get out of the woods before they noticed. That's what my dad said. After that, we never went camping ever again. Wow, I was a shorter one to normally do. And I read it though. I was like, Wow, two things. One that's scary as hell and two that dad's kind of a dipshit. Somebody said, what the hell they left their kid? Yeah, that's what I thought too, So it took me a second like connect it. So what happened was he woke up, he saw somebody that actually wasn't his dad. Yeah, woke up to what he was always waited about, saw someone in there, and went on his way. We came back, the person was gone for a little bit, and then he got back into the bed and woke up next morning. He knows that he was going to go wake up his dad. Chad Michael said that would be horrible. Homeless guy was like, someone bought me a tent. Yeah, I mean it didn't seem like whoever it was that when into tent was like trying to be secretive about it. I mean, really wouldn't lay down that tent to the point where I guess that guy thought it was his dad, right, I mean, yeah, how did he say it was? He did not say his age, but I get the feeling that this was a younger person just by the way it was written. Yeah, uh so, I would say probably teenager, early teenager, probably fourteen, it's going by the syntax. Maybe somebody, yeah, people were talking. Maybe somebody stole his spot. Maybe that tent was in spot or the almost guys spot. We don't know. Yeah, that's crazy this who does that? Like I'm just gonna go get stuff. You can't even go get stuff in the middle of night these days. Hardly knows. Well, I'm guessing this was a few years back, because it was it was an older story. When I checked it out, it was it's a three year old story. So like you're talking possibly back when Walmart was still twenty four hours in a lot of places, you know, when we'll get some slim gems or like, I mean, what the heck? You know? Yeah, clearly this this dad is a little bit like I said, dipshit. We will have another story later tonight that I shared it as Dad of the Year potential two oh fantastic sounds like, but it sounds like this guy's up for it. He it step bite, So what could what should he have done different? Luke? If you had to say, well, I would have been like, hey, the hell on my tent? You know, you raise a ruckus you see someone going into your tent. But the first step is though, you don't leave your kid in the woods at night. Yeah, if you know the area, that's that's psychotic behavior. Obviously, you know we don't know everything, but I would definitely question this guy's parenting abilities. Luke, you're brilliant, Captain Hindside, the hero of the modern age. Captain Hindsight. Thank god you come. They should have built fire escapes on those windows for the higher floors. Then people could have gotten down. Well, looks like my job here is done. Goodbye everyone. I love that clip. It's true though it's something so simple. But yeah, who leaves their kid out there in the woods. That's crazy, so weird. It could have went what it could have went much worse. We actually don't even know what all happened, though, I guess. I mean, he could have stole their stuff. They left a bunch of their stuff there, right, so left their tents for sure? What's crazy? Who does that? See the comments? What a perfect clip. Somebody said, yep, somebody had mentioned carrying a weapon. You know, when slim gems call, you gotta go. Yeah, I mean maybe you just went to the gas station. We don't we don't know. I gotta I could go for a slim gym right now. Step into one, brother, because I got a story for you that's gonna rock your world. Man. So read Jeff Townsend. 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